keny wrote:tell em to get that sql on dmb, back to ddy5xqr right now or we'll all database their face and set their parameters to 3.5 gigaplotz over norm!
ROFLMFAO!
Thanks for the kind words, people. Tech support responded and as usual, they're saying a lot but they aren't showing me anything. They're making excuses and they aren't doing anything about it. Big surprise. When I give them the next earful I'll post it here as well.
I'm on to creating a solution for this, so hopefully we'll get this shit figured out soon enough.